On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Where are you going? I haven't come yet. Spread your legs so I can satisfy you

Can I fuck you by the window? Don't be shy, let the neighbors watch

I didn't know how to wake her up — I stuck my fingers in her pussy and it went

I warned her that she couldn't drink, otherwise she'd give it — well, what can you do...

How do you thank a guy? What a question — sit on your dick, of course